Friday, December 08, 2006

Possible 2006 Browns Highlight Video Titles

For this exercise, simply fill in the following blank:

"The 2006 Cleveland Browns: _________________________"

Have at it!

The 2006 Cleveland Browns:
  • Please Remove Your Dick From Our Collective Ass

  • The Big Suck: Shop Vacs Ain't Got Nothin' On Us!

  • What? You Mean There Were Sixteen Games??

  • How to Make January Tee Times in October

  • Maybe Tim Couch Had the Right Idea

  • Hope You Filled Your Lamactil Prescription!

  • Fuck You, Cleveland Fans

  • An Exercise in Learning When to Start Other Teams' Running Backs on Your Fantasy Team

I'm sure more will come to me.

3 comments:

larzdm said...

Tim Couch? Fuck that, Courtney Brown had the right idea, dude landed two contracts.

DP said...

So, you're saying that Couch getting his extension signed, NOT having to play for this crappy team, and getting to live/sleep with Heather Kozar is NOT the right idea?

larzdm said...

point conceded with kozar. but tim couch gets to go down in history as one of the biggest draft busts of all time, Brown doesn't (presumably because he isn't at a skill position)

anyway... i'd call the video:

The 2006 Cleveland Browns:

They're still shitty.

More anal rape-age than Back-door sluts 9.